welcome to my life

*Coffee is never strong enough, and never sweet enough. That sucks.
*Hot guys in the mall never look at you.That sucks.
*The good clothes in the discount section never fit. That sucks.
*You never have money when you spot some good pair of shoes. Can it get worse?
*When you really need to talk, you've got no balance on your cell phone. That sucks.
*When you're tired and sweaty, the power's gone.
*Jam slice falls jam side down. Murphy's law.
*The mosquitoes always encircle YOUR head and not the one of the good-looking bitch. Ugh.
*One day you're really happy, the next, you contemplate suicide.
*You never get "full marks" for a well written essay.
*There's always too much traffic at noon.
*The bozo walking in front of you is so freakin' slow.
*There's no water.
*someone doesn't call.
*You're mad.
*You're hungry.

Basically, everything sucks!